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Wi-Fi is not the line
A 500 Mbps line can still look like 30 Mbps on the sofa. Before you switch, plug in a cable. You may owe the cupboard an apology.
13 min read · Home
The most expensive broadband mistake in a British house is not the teaser. It is blaming the retailer for a radio problem. Wi-Fi is a local weather system: walls, neighbours, a hub in a metal cabinet, a child’s bedroom at the far end of a Victorian terrace. The line can be innocent.
A new provider cannot see through brick. They can only send a different bill to the same cupboard.
Wired is the truth
A test on a phone in the garden is a weather report. A test on a laptop next to the hub, with a cable, at 8pm, twice, is evidence. If that evidence matches the contract, switching provider is a very expensive way to buy a longer ethernet cable. If it does not, raise a fault with the evidence, then compare.
| Symptom | Usual cause | First move |
|---|---|---|
| Slow upstairs, fine by the hub | Radio / walls | Move hub or mesh |
| Slow everywhere, wired also slow | Line or congestion | Fault, then compare |
| Fine at noon, grim at 8pm, wired | Contention / node | Evidence, then a different network if one exists |
Mesh is furniture
Buy it if the house is long or the walls are proud. Do not buy it to fix a 20 Mbps copper pair. Do not let a retailer count mesh as a reason the gigabit was necessary. Radio is a local project. The line is a contract.
The ethernet sentence
One cable, one laptop, one test at the hub. If that number is the tariff and the sofa is not, you have a radio problem — cupboard, coats, 2.4 GHz, a TV. If that number is a third of the tariff, stop shopping mesh. The Hardware and Home pieces in this issue are the rest of the sentence. The line is the WAN. Say WAN when you mean WAN.
Questions searchers actually ask
Sources
- Ofcom home broadband performance
- Typical mesh practice
Figures move. Prices, coverage and eligibility must be confirmed with the provider. OneTouchSwitch is not Ofcom, TOTSCo or a broadband network. Last fact-checked 10 September 2026.
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Home
13 min read · Home
Home
A map of the house, not the advert
Count the simultaneous lives in the house. Then buy a line that can carry them. Then stop.

Networks
14 min read · Networks
Networks
Gigabit is not a personality
A gigabit is a unit. It is not a lifestyle. Most houses still cannot feed a gigabit to every device, and many do not need to.

Money
14 min read · Money
Money
The router you thought was free
The hub on the hall table is either included, rented, bought, or a hostage. The advert will not always say which.
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